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So, Mencap have offered us
four respite days,

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but that's not till late August.

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So, what are you doing on the 8th,
9th and 10th?

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OK, I don't have my phone so I don't
have my diary,

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and I won't remember. When was it?
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I said three numbers.
Three consecutive numbers.

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Hang on.

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One of the activities they're
offering is archery. Jesus.

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OBJECTS CLATTER

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I thought she was down here.
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Whoa! What are you doing?! Training
to be a baggage handler?!

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How did she get these out?

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Rosie, do you by any chance want to
go to the holiday hotel?

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ROSIE VOCALIZES

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Yes. Yes, next week Rosie's going.

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Gaga. And Gandalf.

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And? Yeah, you can say it, you can
say it, you can say it,

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you can say it. You can do it.

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Car.

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Very good, Rosie!

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We're going in the car!
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Going in the car with...?

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Car. With Daddy.

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Car. Car. Car.

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With Daddy! Car. Car.

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Car. Car. Car.

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ROSIE VOCALISES AND CLAPS

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Calm down, Rosie.

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Ben, can you just see what
she wants?

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Just...

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Oh, come on, Ben, you love it at
the holiday hotel. It'll be fun.

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They've got all your favourite
performers. Remember Mr Wacky?

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EMILY CHUCKLES

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Do you? Stop it.
You're embarrassing.

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It is an odd name
for a children's entertainer.

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Do you think Professor Fumbles is
just hiding in plain sight?

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No, it's because, in his act,
he's always dropping things.

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Yeah. Mainly charges.

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That doesn't work, Si.

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Whoa! Simon! She's got the wheel!

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It's all right. Hands off the wheel.
Hands off.

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Got the handbrake! Simon!

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You have to watch her, Simon.

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Man, it's like when

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they tried to take King Kong on
holiday to New York.

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Can you pin her down?
Can you pin her down?

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Can you get her seat belt back on?
It's fine. It's fine.

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ROSIE CRIES

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Very relaxing so far.

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EMILY SIGHS DEEPLY

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Hi, I'm Rosie Yates's mum.
I've come to get her early today.

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I'm really glad I caught you.
I wanted to have a quick word.

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No, not at all.

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I just wanted to show you how
Rosie's been using

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our new sensory room. Oh.
She loves it.

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She really likes the alphabet,
doesn't she?

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Hi Rosie.

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SOFTLY: Rosie.

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Do you like the letter X? Yeah?

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ROSIE VOCALIZES

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EMILY CHUCKLES GENTLY

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That's amazing.

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X? X?

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H?

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Ssss.

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No, Rosie, we're not there yet.

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Oh, Ben, can you bear to spend one
week with your awful parents?

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Do you remember the year the seagull
stole Dad's jacket potato?

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Yeah, and he got into a fight
because he wanted a refund?

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IN WEST COUNTRY ACCENT:
"Sir, you cannot blame the seagull.

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"It is a creature of instinct.

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"All I see, they come down here
from London

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"and they don't engage
their brains."

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Yeah, all right, Pam Ayres, are we
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Ow! No!

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Si, on! By means of! By means of!

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Rosie. Get in!

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Simon!

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ROSIE CRIES

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No, do not bite me.

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Don't break the window.
Don't break the window. No.

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ROSIE CONTINUES CRYING

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We must owe you, like, 900 quid.

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EMILY SIGHS

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Hello. Hey. Oh, it's Grandma
and Gandalf.

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Em, you look knackered.

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We've been expecting you for ages.
We haven't had dinner.

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didn't I, Cath?

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Hey, Grandma.

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Yeah, Gaga.

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You OK, honey? OK. All right.

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Should we go and see if the swimming
pool's still there?

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Oh, bit bigger than we've
had before.

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the front lawn. Excellent.

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Where is he? This is your room.

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You can pick your bed.

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Car.

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Is it because it's not bunk beds?

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These are better than bunk beds.
Well, it's nearly seven o'clock.

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Professor Fumbles.

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And leave me here to unpack
the cases?

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I know how you like everything to
be in its proper place.

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Come on, Rosie.
Are you going to come, Ben?

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BEN SIGHS

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No! No.

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No? You're going to come
and see the Professor?

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KIDDIE VOICE: Let's go see
Professor Fumbles!

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Let's go see Professor Fumbles!

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The Fumbleriser! Bye.

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Oh, it's not Professor Fumbles.

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Maybe he's in jail after all.

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Look, Rosie, it's a new entertainer.

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Captain Banana Crackers'
Bubble Mayhem.

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Looks fun, doesn't it?
Exciting, isn't it?

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Hey. You ever seen a bubble
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CHILDREN SQUEAL AND CLAP

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Do you want to hula hoop?

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Ready? Wheee!

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You've got to make it spin.

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Oh, now, we don't allow grumpy faces

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here at Captain Banana Crackers'
Bubble Mayhem.

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expecting Professor Fumbles.

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What's your name?
Rosie. She can't talk.

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Shall we make some bubbles with
my magic bubble wand?

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Oh, sorry.

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I'm really sorry. Rosie!

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It's OK. Never mind. I've got
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Oh, Rosie! Oh, for f...

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It's OK. Don't worry. Don't worry.

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I'm really, really sorry.
She's mentally learning disabled.

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Yeah, it's fine. It's fine.

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I've just got to go back to
the bubble van to fill up

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bubble mixture.

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Absolutely fine. And it's broken.
Brilliant stuff. Cracking.

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All right, it's only Fairy Liquid.
Calm down, Dynamo.

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Car. He?

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Car.

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Car.

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Rosie.

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Right, bye-bye, iPad.

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Come on. You're going
to have more fun tomorrow.

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You too, Ben.

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Wow.

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ROSIE: Car. Car.

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I think... I think she will settle.

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quiet as possible.

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The way I make love,
this should not be a problem.

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Oh, no, let's just...let's just
get some sleep.

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EMILY MAONS SOFTLY

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LIGHT SWITCH CLICKS CONTINUOUSLY

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Oh, my God.
BEN: Please, Rosie.

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Mum. Dad.

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Maybe we should just bring her in
here and I'll go in her bed.

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Come on, Rosie. Come on.
Come into the big bed.

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That's it.

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Night-night. Car, car.

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No, we're not going anywhere
in the car. Into bed.

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ROSIE VOCALIZES

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No snargling. No snargling, Rosie.

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It's sleep time.

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LIGHT SWITCH CLICKS CONTINUOUSLY

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What are you doing?

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No, put the cases back.

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Car.

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ROSIE THUDS ON CASES

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What's going on? She just...
She keeps getting up,

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Come on. Rosie, it's two in
the morning. Let's just...

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We'll get you in the big bed with
Mummy and Daddy. Come on.

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ROSIE SCREAMS

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All right. OK.

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Oh. Baby, baby, it's OK.

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Come on, baby. It's OK, darling.
It's OK. Mummy's here.

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Mummy's here. Mummy's here.

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That's a good girl. Come on.

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ROSIE CONTINUES CRYING

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It's OK. Mummy's here.

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Mummy's here.

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Mummy's here. Shh.

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Mummy's here. Shh. Shh.

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It's all right.

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ROSIE CONTINUES CRYING

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Shh.

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SIMON SNORES SOFTLY

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GULLS CALL OUTSIDE

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Jesus, fuck!

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Car.

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HE GROANS

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Car.

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I can hide the cases.

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Do you know they've got a quiz
coming up here with prizes?

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So it'll be competitive. Car.
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Hello. I was up at four.

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Nana's off with her choir, so no
point in hanging around.

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I just got in the car.

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ROSIE: Car, car. There's nothing
wrong with the car, Rosie.

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it was fine.

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Now, now, Johnny.

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No, Rosie, come on, we're walking to
the beach. Come on.

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Car. They have ice cream
and the sea.

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Car. Car.

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Car. Car. I suppose we could
go for a drive instead.

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Oh, this sounds good.

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"Maryvale Fort..." Car. "..rumoured
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"If you draw lines between
Maryvale, Tintagel

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and Glastonbury Tor, they form
a mystical triangle"!

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Bloomin' heck. An equilateral
triangle? No.

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points, they always form a triangle.

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Unless the points are in a straight
line. Look, we're not going

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anywhere in a C-A-R. That's just
rewarding her obsession.

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We're going to have the holiday
that we always have

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Car. Car.

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Do you want Grandma's phone?

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Where's she going?

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I could text her.

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What's the problem? First rule of
Rosie, you don't mess with her

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when she's not making a noise.

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I'll go.

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she was playing up last night.

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Maybe you've lost your allure, Pat.

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I might get a pasty.

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Rosie.

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Never mind, Rosie. Ben, do you fancy
coming to explore some rock pools?

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used to being on holiday again.

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Hi. Hi. I'll take this one.
Grandad!

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Hi. Hey. Hello, Ben. My God, was
it a long drive?

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I was talking to Em.

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Hey, I should be furious with you.
A long time ago,

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I told you not to have sex with
my little sister.

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You seem to have done it twice now.

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Si, please don't try and play
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Shh. She's just dropping off.

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How long's Mum staying with you?

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As long as it takes.

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WHISPERING: Help me.

257
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Right, I've ordered a mega platter.

258
00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,240
It's like a dustbin lid of delights.

259
00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:50,000
Thank you very much.
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260
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,800
can we have some pens for the quiz?

261
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:55,320
It's Dean Bannerman when I'm doing
my quiz. Oh, right, sorry.

262
00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:57,880
I do a quiz myself every year,
actually. Oh, really?

263
00:12:57,880 --> 00:13:00,360
Well, I own the franchise to
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264
00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:06,240
Well, that's surely only until ITV7
break open the chequebook.

265
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:11,840
Hi, are you all right?
Well, she had a shower. Yeah?

266
00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:14,440
Just kept trying to find the cases.

267
00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:18,040
I just thought it's better off just
trying her down here.

268
00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:21,600
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what Rosie actually wants.

269
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:25,600
Not really, John. She hates the shit
holiday and wants to go home.

270
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,680
Might she have started menstruating?

271
00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:29,440
BEN SPITS OUT DRINK

272
00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:29,440
Blimey, John!

273
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:31,320
We've got chicken dippers coming!

274
00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:32,880
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275
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,280
OK, question number one.

276
00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:37,480
What is a brachiosaurus?

277
00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:40,800
HE WHISPERS

278
00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:43,640
Car. Do you think she actually
wants to see the car?

279
00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:45,680
I'll take her. Come on, sweetie.

280
00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:52,360
Car.

281
00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:58,240
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282
00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:01,080
ROSIE: Car.

283
00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:01,080
ROSIE THUMPS ON WINDOW

284
00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:04,800
Car. Question number five.

285
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,040
Who is the longest king?

286
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,760
Who is the longest king?

287
00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:11,240
WHISPERS: The longest?

288
00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:14,200
I think it's a George.
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289
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:17,600
What do you mean, "The longest
king?" Ethelred the Tall?

290
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,160
HE CHUCKLES

291
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:24,080
I think... I think we should take
her outside.

292
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,360
We've had problems with
quizzes before.

293
00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:29,640
Well, I can take her up to the room.
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294
00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:34,200
Mama. Because.

295
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,480
See? Rosie, the car's fine.

296
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,680
Come on, then.

297
00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:47,040
Come on, then, darling.
Let's get in the front.

298
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:50,560

you ever get?

299
00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:58,360


300
00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,680
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301
00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:05,880
So, after three rounds,
we always do a bonus question.

302
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:09,400
Now, Claire here isn't just
my assistant.

303
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,920
She's also my girlfriend.

304
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:15,200
I'm 31 years old,
and the bonus question is,

305
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,480
what is our combined age?

306
00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:19,920
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307
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:23,000
Sorry, you want us to write down
your girlfriend's age?

308
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,880
Combined age. Sure.

309
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:29,960
Lower.

310
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:33,000
Er, no mobile phones. I did say
that at the start of the quiz.

311
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,800
I was just texting Em to see if
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312
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:40,200
Yeah, I don't think typing "Captain
Banana Crackers' girlfriend age"

313
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,600
into Google is going to...
Oh, no, there it is.

314
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,960
ROSIE TOOTS HORN SOFTLY AND RAPIDLY
No.

315
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,360
No, we're not driving anywhere.

316
00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:52,160
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I'm ever shown...?

317
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,360
No, Rosie, we're not driving
anywhere.

318
00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:57,640
We're not driving anywhere.
We're not...

319
00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,920


320
00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:01,320
Car.

321
00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:05,920

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322
00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:07,360
Best holiday ever?

323
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:13,480
How old do you think Captain Banana
Crackers' girlfriend is?

324
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:14,520
EMILY SIGHS HEAVILY

325
00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,080
Genuine question.

326
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:21,800
She really is so adorable, Soph.

327
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:24,680
Thanks. Takes after her grandad.

328
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:29,600
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329
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:33,000
SIMON: Rosie, take that out your
mouth. That's disgusting.

330
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,080
It's all right. I'm on it.

331
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,320
Is she feeding OK? Well...

332
00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:40,360
Yes. She breast-feeds regularly.

333
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:43,360
Your mummy is such a
natural mother, isn't she?

334
00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:48,960
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first in his maths challenge?

335
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,600
No, that's so cool.

336
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,880
SIMON: Rosie, come away from there!

337
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:57,800
It's Alice you want to
watch with maths.

338
00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:00,720
Whereas this one, she can be
anything she wants to be.

339
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:05,200
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at her new nursery? Great.

340
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:08,520
Apparently she really
likes letters. Especially X.

341
00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:14,400
Oh. All my grandchildren are
equally amazing.

342
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,720
Rosie, Ben, Alice.

343
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:20,560
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344
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:23,000
CAT MEOWS ANGRILY

345
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:23,000
Rosie, Rosie, be gentle.

346
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,640
Come on. Don't frighten the cat.

347
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,200
Come on, darling. Come on.

348
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:32,280
Rosie, come on.

349
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,880
No. Rosie, the cases are gone.

350
00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:41,000
And you, Ben, into jimjams.

351
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,400
<font color="
is 18, by the way.

352
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,960
Well, that's some small mercy.

353
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,720
Oh, bloody hell.

354
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:48,880
Si, she's cracked your code.

355
00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:51,320
Where do you want me to hide them?
They're suitcases,

356
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,480
not Anne Frank.

357
00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:56,480
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have another night like this.

358
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:59,560
Honestly, honestly, I would
rather go home.

359
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:03,200
Go home? No!
Ben, don't you start!

360
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,880
All right, everyone, calm down.
I'll sort the cases.

361
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,480
Stay there, honey.

362
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:11,760
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363
00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:17,440
Oh, it's just this holiday
just isn't working for her.

364
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:18,800
It's my holiday, too.

365
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:24,760
I hate her. She ruins everything!

366
00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:26,080
She's ruined my life!

367
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,640
I wish I never had to see her again.

368
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:34,200
Oh. Oh, I'm sorry darling.
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369
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,720
I love you. It's OK.

370
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,560
It's OK to say these things.
It's OK.

371
00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:45,880
SOBBING: Why does everything have
to be about her?

372
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:48,320
It doesn't. It's not.

373
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:50,800
We'll find a way to manage, OK?

374
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,040
I love you so much, Ben.

375
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:54,760
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376
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,320
DOOR CREAKS AND ROSIE CRIES

377
00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:02,440
Oh. See, we don't have to...
Just shut the door.

378
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:05,360
Oh.

379
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:11,720
Hi. Erm, can I leave these cases
with you?

380
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:15,520
Yes, we can look after cases until
you're ready to collect them.

381
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:17,280
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382
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:18,680
No, no, these are empty.

383
00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:22,520
Thank you.

384
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:30,680
That's it, Rosie. That's it.
Let's try this bed, Rosie.

385
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:34,040
Night-night. Night-night.
There's a good girl.

386
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,840
Night-night, darling.
Night-night. Love you.

387
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:43,000
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388
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,600
She's always been so happy here.

389
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:52,480
It's the one thing I knew
I got right.

390
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:56,400
You know, I've not thought it for
years, Si, I really haven't.

391
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,640
Why couldn't she have
just been born normal?

392
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,560
<font color="

393
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:10,200
HE GROANS

394
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:15,920
OK, honey-pie, come on.

395
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,280
Come on. Stop that.

396
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:23,840
Too much? Too much?
Too much? Too much?

397
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,040
Oh, thanks.

398
00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:30,880
SIMON SHOUTS PLAYFULLY

399
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:32,240
He's such a big kid.

400
00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:36,960
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401
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:40,280
It can't be easy being around
normal little girls.

402
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,480
John, don't say "normal".

403
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:44,280
Sorry, I didn't mean that.

404
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:45,760
Fliss and Alice are not normal.

405
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,760
They are superhuman.

406
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,240
Hello, you two.

407
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:52,360
Nana doesn't really expect Fliss
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408
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:54,120
Nomination will do.

409
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,480
EMILY CHUCKLES

410
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,880
Yeah, that's fine. She's just become
a grandparent again.

411
00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:59,880
Of course she's going to make
a fuss of Fliss.

412
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,920
She loves Rosie to bits.

413
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:05,240
She just needs time to learn
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414
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:07,080
You know, not like us.

415
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,280
What about you two?

416
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,640
Oh, we're good. We're friends again.

417
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,600
How's he doing, in himself?

418
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,280
He's trying his best.

419
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,560
Same as the rest of us.

420
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:26,040
SIMON PANTS

421
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:26,040
Just need to grab some more

422
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,920
<font color="
have a water pistol war.

423
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,440
THEY LAUGH

424
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:36,800
That's it, darling. Car. Come on,
Rosie, let's have a splash.

425
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:39,920
Get in the pool, darling.
In the pool to Granny.

426
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:42,120
<font color="

427
00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:44,400
What about Watermouth Castle?

428
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,680
It says they've recreated,
in historical detail,

429
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:50,440
a fully functioning
16th-century kitchen.

430
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:56,640
Oh. They also have an exhibition of
robots. Bloody daft.

431
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:59,720
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432
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:03,880
He's good with her, isn't he?

433
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:07,280
Yeah, he's brilliant. To be honest,
John, though, she hates the pool.

434
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:08,720
I am out of ideas.

435
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:15,160
I just don't get why she's cross,
love. I mean, who hates Devon?

436
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:17,800
<font color="
Paddington Bear where, erm,

437
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:22,720
Paddington goes to the bank to
withdraw the £5 that he deposited?

438
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:30,040
Go on, Em. You're not the nerd here.
We're just culturally ignorant.

439
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,680
Erm, he faints when he gets
the money because it's not

440
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:35,160
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441
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:36,680
His had marmalade chunks on.

442
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:42,040
We've brought her on a holiday
that's like her favourite holiday,

443
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:43,960
but without the marmalade chunks.

444
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:48,880
Oogedyboogedy, oogedyboogedy, ooh!

445
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:55,840
Yes! Yes, Rosie, that's it.

446
00:22:55,840 --> 00:23:00,040
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Yeah. Do it again.

447
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,480
Oogedyboogedy, oogedyboogedy!

448
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,560
THEY LAUGH

449
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:07,280
Oogedyboogedy, oogedyboogedy, ooh!

450
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:16,160
ROSIE CLAPS

451
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,520
Sorry, kids, you just have
to get out the pool.

452
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:26,560
Sorry, is there a problem?
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453
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:28,920
We just need to clear the pool
while we clean it.

454
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:33,240
Rosie. Come on, out you go.
Come on. Out you get.

455
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,760
There's a good girl. Here we go.

456
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:37,920
Up we go.

457
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,680
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458
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:44,240
You had fun, didn't you?
You liked the pool, didn't you?

459
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:49,480
Mr Yates. My name's Mr Bannerman.

460
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,840
Sorry to have to bring this up,
but we've been informed

461
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,800
that your daughter might
have, erm...

462
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,920
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463
00:23:56,920 --> 00:24:00,120
I don't think so, mate. Well, we've
been told this isn't the first time.

464
00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:02,320
No, it's not the first time,
it's the noughth time.

465
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:03,480
Who said something?

466
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:05,640
We've had reports that this is
the second incident.

467
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:08,360
<font color="
before today. I'm really sorry,

468
00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:10,480
but if we've had more than one
incident reported,

469
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,240
we're obliged by health
and safety...

470
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,000
Are you calling us liars, son?

471
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,560
Look, I'm genuinely sorry, but your
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472
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,440
pool while you're staying with us.

473
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,720
Oh, fuck off,
Captain Banana Crackers!

474
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:30,440
Yeah, we've got the cases. Yeah.
We're going home. Come on.

475
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:32,880
It's for the best, isn't it?
We managed some of the week.

476
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:36,200
<font color="
Cath? Call us when you get back.

477
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,600
ENGINE REVS

478
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:44,040
Oh. What's that?

479
00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:49,320
ENGINE REVS

480
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:57,120
What's with all the revving?
Are we in The Fast And The Furious?

481
00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:58,960
Put it in bloody second!

482
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:02,200
<font color="
isn't responding.

483
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,160
Put it in second!

484
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:12,440
Are we going to be trapped here
forever like The Prisoner? Oh, God!

485
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:15,120
I can't believe this is happening!

486
00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:21,760
Oh, I need to...I need to
call the AA.

487
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:24,880
<font color="
fine, but it turns out it isn't.

488
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:28,280
That doesn't surprise me. Come on.
Oh, honey, I know. I know.

489
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,280
ROSIE CRIES

490
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,080
Come on. Car.

491
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:41,040
I just think that Nana's a bit wary
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492
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,960
Alice and Fliss.

493
00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:47,520
Let's teach Nana how to
be around Rosie.

494
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:50,480
Like the rules of Rosie.
I like it. Yeah.

495
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:56,760
What about, "Never mess with Rosie
when she's not making the noise"?

496
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:59,000
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497
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:02,200
What about, "If a liquid can be
poured, it will be poured"?

498
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:05,960
"Never wake up Mummy when
she's sleeping."

499
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,320
What's that got to do with Rosie?

500
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,680
Everything in our house has to
do with Rosie.

501
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:11,880
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502
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,520
That's good advice all round.

503
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:20,400


504
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:24,440


505
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:26,120
Here you go.

506
00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:30,680
Wow. REM's Wendell Gee. Is it 1992?

507
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,680
You know, I think I saw a copy of

508
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:35,880
The Warlock Of Firetop Mountain
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509
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:37,120
EMILY GASPS

510
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:37,120
Yeah.

511
00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:39,400
That would be so good.

512
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,920
Yeah.

513
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,560
Did you...did you actually?
I mean, is it really upstairs?

514
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:50,360
Not actually, no. Why would
you lie? Why would you lie?

515
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:54,680
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516
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:56,400
Si, do you think...?

517
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:00,920
Is it going to be OK from now on?

518
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:01,960
God, no.

519
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,920
Fucking hell, have you met Rosie?

520
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:11,800
But we'll give it a go.

521
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:20,080

the wire turned to lizard skin

522
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:23,560
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523
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:29,920


524
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:34,560


525
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,240


526
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,840
Erm, no, the blue suitcase is
dirty clothes,

527
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:43,360
so just leave it by the basket.

528
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:47,600
ROSIE CRIES SOFTLY

529
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:51,800
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530
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:59,840
Not still upset about
the bloody holiday?

531
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:01,520
I don't think so.

532
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:04,920
Rosie, what's that?

533
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:05,960
Rosie?

534
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:09,600
She's not angry, Si.

535
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,320
This is sadness.

536
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:14,920
Rosie, are you sad?

537
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:19,320
She's sad.

538
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,960
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539
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,560
It's like she's exploring emotion.

540
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,400
This is new. This is new.

541
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,200
Rosie, do you want to feel sad?

542
00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:38,240
Should we make Rosie happy?

543
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,520
Should we have Hippo doing a poo?

544
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:42,960
The classics.

545
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:51,000
ROSIE LAUGHS

546
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,520
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surprise you, she does.

547
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,360
She keeps becoming more of
a person, don't you?

548
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:05,800
How much easier would it be
if Rosie could talk?

549
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:09,720
Oh, I think she knows
lots of words. She just...

550
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,400
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551
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:25,720


552
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:29,880


553
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:33,560


554
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:37,440


555
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:41,600


556
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:45,080